Regarding the future.

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Bigger separation between first and third world. Increasing automation will basically make sweat shop workers slaves to the efficiency of solar powered assembly lines.

Taking a leaf from Joss Whedon’s book, the whole world will speak chinese or english in 200 years. Or maybe english will be part chinese, being the scavenger language that it is.

Ala William Gibson: Corporations will be the new nations. You’ll belong to a tax bracket and have health care and social security based on your employer.

Also, as weasel mentioned once, everything will be a monthly fee. The entire world will be service based. Even you. Your contract with your employer will be them buying a service from you for a monthly fee. Sure there’ll be a measure of job security and whatnot that is required by the government - the government is run by people after all, and no one wants to be laid off and go live in a dump 3 days later.

People will be smarter. Everyone will have access to the internet from everywhere, so no one will be forced to learn multiplication tables in school or memorize poetry or any of that. We will evolve socially as data analysts. Ask me a question, and give me a google prompt and i can give you an answer. In two hundred years? you won’t be asking me questions - you’ll be querying the database yourself.

Lots of people will be dead. *lots*. The moslem sects shouting for jihad aren’t going to go away unless they’re all in 7th heaven, or they win. Battlefields just get bigger as time goes on.

Computers? I can’t make an educated guess. I would say we’ll have AI and be tooling around in flying cars but such fantastic projections are always such letdowns. I’ve seen ads for robot maids and brainwave recording portable devices in prototype magazines for the last 10 years, and none on shelves. People cling to the mud in which they stand.

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I love my country, not yours

Contrary to popular belief, people are animals. They’re not special, they’re not “above instinct”, they have a minimal capacity to control their animal urges but deep down they’re there. As animals, people are instictively drawn to groups. They group by households, families, neighborhoods, cities, states, etc etc etc. While in these groups, they consider people who are outside of them to be competitors. Either subconciously, or even overtly in some cases, they will try to lower their “rivals” status, or raise their own above them.

Now where I’m going with this is my opinion that world governments will never succeed. I don’t even think the European Union will succeed. The fact that the US has held together (altho they did try to separate once), has less to do with the fact that we like eachother and more to do with the fact that most people hate us. That tends to band us together.

All the biggest countries have come apart at one time or another. The British Empire came crashing down when their “colonies” decided they didn’t have to listen to some white folk over on some island and wanted to be free. They had the primal instinct to separate themselves from another foreign land, even if that land helped their status in the world. The Soviet Union also has been destroyed once the fear of repercussions diminished, and there’s still others who want to break away (et tu, chechnya?).

These people may or may not be misguided. It may very well be that a world government is the way to go. Hell it could be argued that there already is a psuedo world government with the UN and such. As for me, I’ll stick with my country. I’m all for cooperation and such, but I require somebody to root for and something to belong to. So I’ll display my US flag, wear my Kansas City Chiefs shirt, and put my Brookside Neighborhood Association sticker on my car while proudly displaying my family name on every official document I sign.

I blame the animal in me.

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Loving your Country

I was writing my portion of Fozzie’s “Canada” post when I remembered that I had an about-face in political opinion in recent years.

I remember back in high school, I wrote my first webpage (I hated the internet back then, BBSes were where the future was at) - and I recall that I had a page devoted to Canada and why Canada kicks so much butt. It was really filled with fluff - I had a lot of anti-US slander and some over-generalized opinions that probably weren’t founded in so much truth.

And I still do - love Canada, I mean. But I know that deep down, I’d probably love several other countries just as much, if only I lived there. You know, that team-spirit you get when you’re part of a special countrified club.

This revelation was important to me, because it helped broaden my horizons when it came to plotting the future of politics. I hear people rallying against the North American Free Trade Agreement, and I watch nearly the same thing happen in the form of the European Union. I think it’s a logical conclusion of our society that we’ll just end up with continental goverments - and eventually a world government. Sure, borders will be there - but anyone can immigrate or emigrate as they wish, and all currencies are shared. No working visas required.

But that’s really the catch there, isn’t it? No working visas required. That means anyone from Mexico can go to Alaska to work the oil rigs, and any brainy scientist can go to the Congo and get paid just as much as their peers. A real open market would make the entire planet hospitable for everyone.

It’ll be a long, hard road to get there, as a supporting infrastructure of people and supply has to be built… But I really think the human race is headed that way. Where do you folks see the planet in 50… 100.. 200 years?

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    on February 28th, 2006 at 7:10 am #

    Gwyd said,

    Weasel, it’s optimistic, unless humanity were to be given a goal, besides itself, that was necessary to accomplish for its survival. Our own instinct to survive drives us away from helping others.

    Darwin’s theory, while incomplete, and not accounting for human compassion, is a part of our subconscious.

    While I’m not as cynical as Foz, here, nor as driven to remain cro-magnon, I do wish for a world unified by the goals of bettering itself, and the lives of the people in it, or from it (We’re going out there, people. Whether you believe in god or not.).

    Anyone who spends 5 minutes pondering the vastness of the universe, suddenly grasps a pretty simple concept. There’s no way in hell we’re alone here, and eventually, we as a species, are going to need to band together, to become the “Animal Family Group” Foz was discussing. I just wish it’d happen sooner than later. But that just seems so unlikely, since we appearantly cant keep ourselves from killing each other and stealing from each other.

    Poet. I truly dislike when you ignore the topic, and you hanging around in a coffee shop, creepily listening in on old decaying women talking about theories most people dont hear unless they watch alot of scifi, and then criticizing them for it, doesnt surprise me one bit.

    At least they were talkin about it. Try criticizing the people that ignore it.

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    on February 28th, 2006 at 7:16 am #

    Gwyd said,

    In conclusion, my country isnt all that great. The freedoms we so cherish and aspire to love are conditional to the mood of the government, at any given time.

    The democratic process, in this country at least, is flawed by the human monster. Politics is a marketting machine, not resolving problem, not being honest about your intentions, and certainlly not being in the best interest of the people you represent (All politics, from the top down.).

    Do I love my country? No, not really. It disappoints me daily, and misrepresents me and a great mass of people its supposed to represent, through its actions and decisions.

    Could I love any other? Perhaps not. Finding flaws isnt necessarily my game, but I bet they’re not being honest with their people either, and its all a part of the human problem. The same human factor that makes communism imperfect.

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    on February 28th, 2006 at 8:13 am #

    Gwyd said,

    Menagerie is a noun not an adjective.

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    on February 28th, 2006 at 8:45 am #

    deek said,

    In this college town I tend to avoid alot of coffee shop purely on the face that they “the place to hang”. People thinking they are cool drinking over priced shitty coffee and an atmosphere that is less than relaxing with all the stupid conversations that float into my ear drums.

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    on February 28th, 2006 at 9:10 am #

    BRu said,

    Double OH Poet (00Poet), a licence to kill the closed minded. Has a nice ring to it really.

    I personally agree, I am a canadian through and through but I am also a big fan of my heritage also. Poet came over the othe day for the first time and saw the massive Union Jack on my wall and he seemed alittle shocked to see such a show of patriotism for a country that I have never been to.

    I do sometimes marvel at the sheer fact of how closed off peoples minds grow as they age, in some ways I think the aging of the mind is a disease in some peoples cases, they seem to forget that using and stretching and constantly looking at problems in new lights or from a new view will keep the thoughts from growing stagnant.

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    on February 28th, 2006 at 9:29 am #

    Poet said,

    woah wait a minute, that was not my post for today!

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    on February 28th, 2006 at 9:35 am #

    Poet said,

    Causality is a fundamental theory of physics and philosophy - if you saw it on an episode of star trek voyager or something I pity you.

    As for the word “menagerie”: I used it as a noun. If you’re going to be shooting down my articles, please get better guns.

  8. on February 28th, 2006 at 9:37 am #

    weasel said,

    Poet wrote an article with nearly the same title as next week’s, that has more to do with next week’s, and is a better fit. But apparantly I must conform to his creative freedom and fix it. *swaps*

    *shakes head sadly*

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    on February 28th, 2006 at 9:43 am #

    BRu said,

    Well then I retracted my the 00Poet till next week

  10. on February 28th, 2006 at 10:06 am #

    Fozzie said,

    If you are going to quote from Joss Whedon, you are not allowed to mock people for learning about causality from Star Trek.

    DS9 rules!

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    on February 28th, 2006 at 10:11 am #

    Poet said,

    Are you saying that Voyager was as good as Firefly? You’d be better off watching re-runs of patrick stewart in medieval garb than jeri ryan’s tranwreck they call acting.

  12. on February 28th, 2006 at 10:14 am #

    Fozzie said,

    I’m saying DS9 was not only as good, but far superior to Firefly. TNG was passable, the rest are crap.

  13. on February 28th, 2006 at 10:46 am #

    Maristar said,

    Apologies to everyone for not getting my article in! I was going to try and get the first response in today…but I see I am WAAYYYY too late for that.

    I find it very hard to support Canada as a whole, since we are so large and have so many different agnedas. For instance, it’s hard to be concerned about the woes of New Brunswick - it feels like a different country to me, being so distant and foreign.

    I remember a history professor saying once that there were only 2 things that have ever unified Canada: hockey, and our dislike of Americans. I’m only a mild fan of hockey, and I don’t support the view that hating a country is a very healthy reason to be unified. I remember a lot of propoganda on my provincial final for English, about the differences between Toronto and some American city (New York maybe), and how much more beautiful it was in Canada. I felt disgusted.

    I find it easier to just support our province. (Though it’s been a little tough lately with the big raises government is giving itself, and looking next door at Alberta who is GIVING MONEY TO EVERYONE IN THE PROVINCE! ARGH!)

    As for the unifying of countries, I don’t think it will happen. Things get to be to big, things collapse. I think it’s in our nature to try to be large and powerful, but not succeed.

    Speaking Chinese? It could happen. By speaking Chinese of course, I’m assuming we’re talking about Mandarin. China has about 7 different languages, which while all branded as “Chinese” are all as different as French and Italian. It seems like it would make more sense if China was all speaking the same language before the rest of the world settled on a dialect to speak and mix in with English.

    And on seperate tangent…why is everyone’s view of the future always so bleak? It’s the same with movies - always dark colours and depressing. It’s something that has always seemed strange to me…

    Sorry again for being late!!

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    on February 28th, 2006 at 10:46 am #

    Gwyd said,

    I watched them all, because they’re distinguishingly better than any other TV available. Please, contradict me.

    Im not comparing anything to firefly, ya damn newb, and my comments are replying to an error made by weasel. Not of my own making.

    If I needed bigger guns then pointing out that you cant say “very” before a noun without sounding like you’re 6, then I’d have used them.

    I’ve seen Firefly, and I was at a sneak preview of Serenity, lets not question where *I* stand in that respect, even if it is just a TV show, and not having any bearing on what I may or may not know about causality. You were talking about old ladies, afterall.

    Something you have to understand, about those old ladies, and the rest of the world, is that most of them arent enlightened in any fashion. It’s the very reason they ask you to look something up on google for them (indirectly), and the same reason that people like president bush got reelected.

    A majority of people in this world, operate on hype, and marketting generated by someone else. The way you get around being one of those drones, is by learning things, as I assume you have, and I know I have, and opening your mind up to things that involve geographical areas that you’ve never been to, and people with different beleifs that you’ve never thought of or understood.

    These old ladies talk about it, and consider such a subject for one moment, not knowing that people like you or I have discussed it, read books on it, and thrashed old ladies for talking about it on an online forum, and you flame them relentlessly for it, anonymouslly online instead of being truly brave, and providing your knowledge to them after politely asking them if you could interject on what you impolitely overheard.

    Im not gonna pull some well-published forward thinking author out of my ass to make my point. I read their books, but I form my own opinion, and here it is.

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    on February 28th, 2006 at 11:25 am #

    Gwyd said,

    Uhg. Misread. Sorry. Bad Day. I hate weasel.

  16. on February 28th, 2006 at 11:39 am #

    Fozzie said,

    YOU ARE ALL DISEASED!

  17. on February 28th, 2006 at 11:41 am #

    Fozzie said,

    Except Maristar; she’s just in trouble for being late.

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    on February 28th, 2006 at 11:48 am #

    Poet said,

    http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=very

  19. on February 28th, 2006 at 12:09 pm #

    Fozzie said,

    I would prefer the usage of the word “Veritable” in that situation. Mayhaps if one were to change it prior to its reposting, this would lessen the impact of the usage on the plebs.

Put those fingers to the keys!

Regarding deer and showtunes.

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Did anyone else read the bit about deer dancing a jig with their gang and think of an entirely deer-billed west side story? No? hmm…

I’ve never had problems with deer. Never hit one with a car, never had one eat my flowers (I wonder why), but I’ve heard stories of my grandmother jumping out of the bathtub to chase down deer in her back yard in the nude to save her garden, and I seem to recall some of my friends having car-related accidents involving these things. The moral of the story apparently being slow down at the last second so your bumper lowers and it rolls over the car. There’s veritable technique to these things, like some real world carmageddon

I am a firm believer that if the movie Bambi had not been produced people like Mari would have taken them all “out back” by now, and I would have to buy exotic game like reindeer or caribou for my stew. Fly it in from the homeland or something; it gets unwieldy.

So quite honestly, I do think deer are cute, but at the same time I love venison stew. It’s not contradictory, just a little sadistic, and that’s my stance.

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Beer… Er… Deer

Their cousins, cyclists?! Them’s fightin’ words, missum!

But I have to say, I have seen some of the death and destruction deer can bring down on our society. They lie in wait on the roads and attemp to take over your car, GTA style.

Some are successful.

Some are not.

Warning signs seem to have no effect.

But the fact remains that they are a danger. I recommend an anti-deer jihad to cleanse our planet of the evil.

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Deer: The Silent Killer

Deer: nature’s ninjas. Trained in the art of stealth and sabotage, they kill more people per year than any of nature’s more savage beasts. Every day innocent people will be driving down the road, minding their own business, and the deer will send their suicide squads into the road to damage or destroy their vehicles. “Deer in the headlights” was a term invented by their own leadership to try to make them seem innocent and innocuous. Don’t let them fool you! Behind those big, bright eyes lies the mind of a crazed creature with a will only to destroy.

Every year our government sends out teams of the most skilled, licensed, certified hunters to destroy their herds. The deer regime has come up with ingenious tactics to eliminate this threat. They use their stealth skills to stay hidden until the hunter teams become bored and intoxicated, then they will emit sounds and show flashes of fur to entice the men to fire. Unfortunately, when the hunters fire, 1 time out of 50 they hit other hunters. Their audacious scheme injures dozens of brave huntsmen per year. While a statistically poor tactic, the enemy has enough numbers to continue this tactic indefinitely.

We have a war on our hands, and the front line is right outside our homes, outside our cars. I implore you to encourage your families to enlist in the huntsman groups in your cities. And whenever you are driving down a dark and lonely road at night and you see those menacing eyes staring at you, remember my words and run that sumbitch down.

Thank you.

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Oh Deer

Ah deer. The majestic and graceful forest creatures.

Or, more accuratlely - ROAD HAZARDS and GARDEN MUNCHERS. Stupid frolicking deer.

For those of you city folk that think deer are wonderful creatures, think again. Much like thier cousins, cyclists, deer suck ass. They like jumping out in front of your car in the middle of the night and doing a little jig a la Ashlee Simpson. And they don’t do it solo - no they usually get their malicious gang of deer buddies out there too. Some deer even get their little deer children involved. Such bad parenting…

If you live on a small island, and have a garden, chances are the astronomical deer population will come and dine on that garden. Then they will recommend your yard to all their little deer buddies. Unlike most garden pests, there is not much that will deter deer. Fences? Not a chance, I’ve seen many a deer do a little handspring over the fence towards the garden buffet. I will spare you all the “tried and true” methods to keep deer away that my family and I have practiced over the years, but when I say that even using string to hang bars of Irish spring soap from the apple trees didn’t work, you should get the picture that we tried everything short of witchcraft. Of course, sometimes the deer will be kind enough to leave a tip behind, but usually it’s just hoof marks and deer pellets. Nice.

So next time you’re out admiring the silent beauty of a fawn in the forest, I suggest snapping yourself out of it by ordering a big plate of venison. Trust me, the deer would do the same to you if it had the chance…

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    on February 27th, 2006 at 6:00 am #

    Gwyd said,

    Why *short* of witchcraft?

    This, like snow, is why I choose to live in the city, and not amongst the wild. Every time a canadian OR rural resident complains about tornados, wildlife, snow, or recnecks, I simply say “This is why I live where I live, and VISIT the wilds when I choose to.”

    Omy. Poet? Sadistic? Who’d have thought?

    And that’s my time.

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    on February 27th, 2006 at 10:17 am #

    BRu said,

    Who here remembers the scene from Tommy Boy?

    Where after hitting the deer they load the “dead” animal into the car - only to realize that they had knocked out the beast and have it demolish the car from inside to out.

    Tommy Boy - 0
    Deer - 1

  3. on February 27th, 2006 at 12:41 pm #

    Fozzie said,

    Yeah that was sweet. THEN the drug made him take a lot of drugs and die of a heart attack.

    I told you, man, deers are evil incarnate.

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    on February 27th, 2006 at 3:37 pm #

    deek said,

    I fucking hate deer. Coming home from work one night at good old Communist Target I suddenly had to slam on the breaks to avoid hitting Bambi. Well I saved Bambi but the fucker’s frined jumped straight into the front left quater panel of my car, almost totalling it. He didn’t even die so I could get some yummy deer meat. That bastard.

Put those fingers to the keys!

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