It’s that time again! Well, it’s 11 days after that time again but screw you, I was feeling lazy. This time around I’ve included 80% more charts and graphs as I love charts and graphs.
Around a month ago I posted our December Stats and I was quite suprised - best month ever? Amazing! A lot of folks chalked it up to Craigslist ads (even though I specifically mentioned how it couldn’t be in the last stats post). Will this month do better? Worse? Let’s find out.
Yep, looks like we’re still growing! All the Craigslist ads I have out expired in December, so there is 0 input from there. My maths aren’t so good but that appears to be a 1.1% increase over last month. Interestingly enough, our site requests have gone down but our page requests have gone up. That means we’ve had a significant reduction in bots/spam/otherwise-non-humans yet still retained our traffic levels. Nice!
Here are some details I get each month:
Well, it looks like we’ve gone down in Unique IPs per day… only around 750 this month, from 950 last month. I was really hoping to break 1000, but losing all those bot connections probably was a good thing. :) 9000 visits per day is pretty good though - the average surfer looks at 10 different pages before leaving again.
So what time of the day do we get all this traffic?
10AM still seems to be the favorite! I have no idea why. How about we follow up with some search statistics. Shakira, our monthly top-ranker for everything Blitz, is no longer #1! She doesn’t even appear on the pie chart:
Unfortunately she’s been replaced by something even more bizzarre; Dragonball-Z and Marines. In fact, if you take a look at this list here, you’ll see that Shakira only got 8 search results through us!
You can also see that quite a few of our links are referrals or bookmarks; few people search for our content to find it. :)
ON TO SOME COMPETITION!
Here’s the day-of-the-week popularity charts. There’s no way to for sure tell which author is the most popular, so using this measuring stick we simply look at how many people logged into the site on each day of the week:
#1: Maristar Mondays! Congrats Maristar for being in the top 5 every single goddamn month.
#2: Pagz Wednesdays! I know we all totally love his Star Wars frame-by-frame review, but since he stopped doing those his stats seemed to have gone up. HMMM
#3: Beaton Fridays! Beaton Fridays are starting to get popular because she’s edging in on NSP’s comics.
But then there’s a second way of measuring! The following is a list of how popular each specific day was, getting us a handle on the most popular articles:
#1: Beaton’s Magna Cum Laude! Her first Blitzed foray into the world of comics was, by far, our busiest day of the month. Congrats! (We also had a Blitz technical update that day but I don’t count it as it never showed on the front page)
#2: Maristar’s Dreaming of Better Movies! This was also the launch of BlitzTehc, our nerdalicious subsite… However I’m not contributing those posts to the scoring total because BlitzTehc doesn’t appear on the main page. Three way ties are messy anyway.
#3: Ashblaster’s Robots and Bottle Tokes! The trippy youtube-clippings seem to be popular (and this article was the one with the Robocop music video/montage which was awesome).
Finally, there is a third metric for measuring the most popular articles: direct references. I don’t have a chart or a graph for this one, I have to inspect some complicated log files to get this data out properly. A direct reference is an article that is loaded on it’s lonesome - this doesn’t count main page views or glancing back through the archives, or even search requests. This only counts how many times each page has been specifically looked at. (For example, after you submit a comment you are taken to a page that lists only the article you have commented on; this would count).
Many search engine results will link to specific articles like this, and other websites commenting on a particular post of ours might have linked to a specific article. For these reasons this is my favorite metric for measuring article popularity:
#1: The Original four Shakira articles. Yep, we thought we shook off Shakira but she’s still here, clinging on to life. Damnit! I thought we lost her! Way back in the day (these articles are over a year old now) we used to post 4 articles per day, all on the same subject. Each of these individual 4 articles ranked higher than any other directly-viewed article in January.
Interstingly enough, “Side-Boob” has made an appearance in our logs (both as site referals and search results), and my animated side-boob picture happened to be on this page as well. It looks like our “Shakira” fanatacism my actually just be side-boob fanatacism this month!

#2: Non-Stop-Pop’s Super Blooper comic! This is the hilarious Superman spoof.
#3: Maristar’s Dashing through the Snow bus blog! Bus blogs always make the top-charts every month in some form or another.
Strangely enough, this month each of those top links were NOT from January! They were all older articles. Very strange indeed! I guess The Blitz’s classic stuff is better than the new?
A new stat I’ve just come up with isn’t really an accurate measure of anything; it’s how many times people have clicked on an Author’s name, to pull up their bio/list of their articles:
#1: Beaton! Congrats Beaton, I’m sure your #1 article of the month helped contribute to this.
#2: Weasel! Hooray for me!
#3: Foley. :(
Well, that’s it for this month - be sure to come back in a week or two and I’ll have February’s stats over-analyzed for you. ;)










on February 12th, 2007 at 12:34 am #
People looking for my bio were probably famous historians wondering who was talking shit about them. I find it more interesting that Pagz’s name itself is a popular search term on par with shakira and johnny knoxville. Famous!
on February 12th, 2007 at 3:32 pm #
I also dragged up this stat afterwards;
It’s Google’s own internal ranking of our page. The number on the right is what we’re ranked as - so, for example, if you do a search for “Blitz Goggles” we are the #1 site in google. The number on the left hand side is how we rank in terms of how often people actually search for that item.
This makes for some odd combinations. If you search for “Bikemania on ice” we show up in google’s positioning of #148, yet people click on that link more often than “I am bender please insert girder” which ranks 8th!
on February 12th, 2007 at 3:33 pm #
Also I think maristar will enjoy the inclusion of “Ugly famous people.”
Hooray Shakira!
She would look a whole lot better wearing a pair of Blitz Goggles.
on February 12th, 2007 at 4:27 pm #
Perhaps Blitz Goggles are actually monocles judging by the search rankings. Wait, ‘Monacles’? WTF GOOGLE SPELL IT RIGHT!
on February 12th, 2007 at 4:58 pm #
Haha! We are the #6 site listed on google for the misspelling of monacles. Monocles be damned!
on February 12th, 2007 at 6:38 pm #
Monocles be damned?! More like be AWESOME.
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on March 30th, 2007 at 1:04 am #
u dicks
on March 30th, 2007 at 8:58 am #
AHhahaha. I really hope that’s spam because it’s hilarious.