Movie Madness Part Deux

As promised (although a week late) I give to you my current list of favorite movies. Once again, “current” means “At this very second” and could change at any moment depending on the spots in my memory.

talladega_nights.jpgComedy:
Pretty much anything with Will Ferrell (Esp. Talladega nights, Anchorman, Old School)
Most Ben Stiller stuff (except Meet the Parents)
Caddyshack
The Big Lebowski
Office Space
Wes Anderson stuff: Bottle Rocket, Rushmore, The Royal Tennebaums, The Life Aquatic
40-year-old virgin, Knocked up, Superbad

bourne-ultimatum-poster-425.jpgAction:
The Bourne Identity, Supremacy, Ultimatum
Fight Club
The Matrix (1, not 2 or 3)
Pirates of the Caribbean (ditto)
Rocky I and IV
Snatch and Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels
Ronin

usual_suspects.jpgDrama/Thriller/Suspense:
Se7en
The Usual Suspects
American History X
Primal Fear
The Rules of Attraction
Enemy of the State
Pi

juno-poster2-big.jpgAll around goodness:
Juno - Just saw this, maybe I’m biased
I *heart* Huckabee’s
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Seven Years in Tibet
The Shawshank Redemption
Scent of a Woman
High Fidelity

…And so on. Of course, there are many, many more, but you get the idea.

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  1. on February 23rd, 2008 at 2:10 am #

    Hawkeye said,

    Personally, I’m just sick of Ben Stiller. And Will Ferrell is really hit or miss with me. I love Anchorman, but didn’t like Talledega Nights at all. I didn’t really like any of the Matrix movies, even less so now that the AMC movie channel has been playing it every 4 hours. I hated the first Pirates of the Caribbean movie enough to boycott the next ones.

    With those exceptions, however, I’m pretty much down with this list. Especially Pi, Juno, Huckabee’s, Shawshank, High Fidelity, Lobowski, Caddyshack, Office Space, Life Aquatic and Usual Suspects all among my all-time favorites.

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Monty Python does Airlines

Ahh Monty Python. How did I ever miss this clip?

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Fine Art

OK ok I know I have this strange sense of humor. But seriously I think this is one of the funniest things I’ve seen in quite a while:

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Anyone else out there have something they think is hilarious but probably isn’t to anyone else?

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  1. on February 27th, 2007 at 12:43 am #

    weasel said,

    Kind of a cop-out article for me. I’ll see if I can scan in 4 BRAND-NEW spazzy wife comics that I hand-drew sometime in the morning. :)

  2. on February 27th, 2007 at 7:34 am #

    weasel said,

    Woop! Sorry for the crappy quality, I’ll have to ink them up with my tablet when I get home from work:

    spaz1.jpg

    spaz2.jpg

    spaz3.jpg

    spaz4.jpg

  3. on February 27th, 2007 at 8:53 am #

    Foley said,

    Is that your decapitated corpse stashed behind the stove in the last comic?

  4. on February 27th, 2007 at 10:40 am #

    weasel said,

    Indeed! It is my fine attention to detail that makes my comics so great. Also notice the snapped off leg, which has appeared in the ultra-realistic frying pan.

    Also all 4 controller ports and two memory card slots are on the gamecube in the “I want to play with the chickens” comic.

  5. on February 27th, 2007 at 10:43 am #

    Ashblaster said,

    That dude really let things slip out of his control if the dog had time to put on his shoes and re-attack before he could escape. Don’t postal workers make $40 grand a year for walking three hours on weekdays? They should be trained for shoe stealing dogs.

  6. on February 27th, 2007 at 11:47 am #

    Iright Daley said,

    I thought we made fun of stuff with no punctuation… what’s with the satirical flip-flopping?

  7. on February 27th, 2007 at 12:41 pm #

    weasel said,

    no punctuation is teh roxx0rzzz one one one eleven one one

  8. on February 27th, 2007 at 2:41 pm #

    Hawkeye said,

    Your wife sounds like a lovely person.

    As a Zelda related aside, I always felt bad for harassing the chickens. There’s something truly melancholy about the squawk noise they made when I attacked them back on SNES.

  9. on February 27th, 2007 at 3:55 pm #

    Foley said,

    I can’t remember: was it possible to carry the chickens out of town and throw them in the river?

  10. on February 27th, 2007 at 3:58 pm #

    Foley said,

    About your original inquiry, W - this is on display in the halls at LucasArts:
    JarjarCarboniteFuck

    Fuck JarJar

  11. on February 27th, 2007 at 8:30 pm #

    Beaton said,

    Man I can’t wait to be a wife! And breathe fire!

    Awesome!!

  12. on February 27th, 2007 at 11:32 pm #

    weasel said,

    WHAT HAVE I DONE

  13. on February 27th, 2007 at 11:37 pm #

    Beaton said,

    QUICK SOMEBODY LETS GET MARRIED

    I MUST KNOW THE SECRET

  14. on February 27th, 2007 at 11:42 pm #

    weasel said,

    /me steers beaton towards a group of attractive but secretly gay men, and encourages her to find a marriage partner

  15. on February 27th, 2007 at 11:46 pm #

    Beaton said,

    WTF NOBODY WANTS TO MAKE OUT

    WHAT KIND OF PARTY IS THIS

  16. on February 28th, 2007 at 12:19 am #

    Maristar said,

    !!!

    WE COULD BE LIKE A FIRE-BREATHING SUPERHERO TEAM!!!! :D

    EXCEPT, INSTEAD OF FIGHTING CRIME, STOMPING ON CITIES AND SPAZZING AND GENERALLY BOTHERING CERTAIN HUSBANDS WHO NEVER DO THEIR SHARE OF THE HOUSEWORK!!!

    AWESOME!!!

  17. on February 28th, 2007 at 12:50 am #

    Beaton said,

    BUT … ALL THESE GUYS ARE GAY I THINK

    man i want secret wife powers

    I’M TRYING TO MAKE THEM MARRY ME AND IT’S NOT WORKING

    Also I am hideous to look at that may be it

  18. on February 28th, 2007 at 1:16 am #

    Iright Daley said,

    you know if you guys cursed more you wouldn’t have to use so many fucking caps.

  19. on February 28th, 2007 at 1:44 am #

    Iright Daley said,

    Also, I must admit that I find this very funny, although I’m not sure why:
    spaz31.jpg

  20. on February 28th, 2007 at 10:59 am #

    Foley said,

    ha, that’s hilarious. That’s exactly the image that cracked me up too. What’s he looking at, a nude centerfold of Al Roker?

  21. on February 28th, 2007 at 11:01 am #

    Foley said,

    OMG WEASEL WAS AT THE GAY-MAN PARTY, NOT ACTUALLY LOOKING TO MARRY BEATON, BUT JUST TRYING TO GET HOOKED UP WITH SOME DOPE AL ROKER SMUT. IF I WAS MARISTAR, I’D BREATH FIRE ON HIM THEN COOK HIM IN A STEW.

  22. on February 28th, 2007 at 11:09 am #

    Beaton said,

    i feel so used

  23. on February 28th, 2007 at 11:39 am #

    Foley said,

    Don’t take it too hard. It’s a dog eat dog world out there when it comes to superpowers and rokerporn. I wonder if Spazzy wives have a weakness, like Superman with Kryptonite?

  24. on February 28th, 2007 at 12:53 pm #

    weasel said,

    Massages and chocolate.

  25. on February 28th, 2007 at 2:28 pm #

    Foley said,

    I don’t get it. You get a massage and eat some chocolate. How does that protect you from 200 foot tall, fire breathing wives? I guess you’d be more relaxed…

  26. on February 28th, 2007 at 2:43 pm #

    weasel said,

    The massage shrinks the wife down to your size so that the chocolate you are eating appears larger to her. Then she becomes focused on the chocolate and stealing it from you, thus being distracted from her rampage.

  27. on February 28th, 2007 at 4:09 pm #

    Foley said,

    She could totally melt the chocolate with her fire breath, and pluck some fruit from the top of a tall tree with her gigantic limbs. Chocolate fondue, spazzy wife style!

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Clerks II

Maristar, some friends and I went out to the theatre the other night to catch the new M. Night Shama-llama-ding-dong movie, but it turned out we had just missed a showing and the next one was an unbearable number of hours away. Since Clerks II was playing, we decided to pop into that one instead.

This film stars all the familiars from the first Clerks - Randal and Dante, with brief scenes with Jay and Silent Bob thrown in - and my first thoughts were quite guarded. I was asking myself many questions waiting for the ads to end - “How can you make a clerks sequel?” “Is it in black and white too?” “How can you follow up the original awesomeness?”

After sitting through the movie, I have to say that I did laugh a few times and there were some quite awesome parts to it. However, it did not live up to the Clerks legacy. Kevin Smith often proclaims that dialogue is the essence of film, and it’s dialogue that largely made the original movie. This movie did have some funny, but uninspired (non-ground-breaking) talking bits, but it seemed to primarily focus on the plot of the movie itself - a little love triangle that’s going on in the background.

If one recalls the original Clerks movie, there was a series of awesome speaking scenes with no real plot direction. Just two guys working in a QuikStop. This time around there’s a whole touchy-feely warm-fuzzy love story happening, which detracts from valuable dialogue time. One of my favorite parts about the original Clerks was the way Randal rattled off arguments (about Death Stars or Porn Videos or whatever else) in his quick, monotone, unemotional way. In Clerks II, his performance is perpetually being dragged down by his emotional acting to fit with the backplot.

Now for the whole ViewAskewniverse problem. Kevin Smith wanted to write a final script to finish off the whole series (Clerks, MallRats, Chasing Amy, etc.) - which ended up being “Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.” At the time, I was happy that the universe had ended; there was closure. It upset me that they broke that closure and went and made yet another movie for the series.

Turns out that Kevin Smith decided to make one last movie for two honorable reasons. was doing a 10-year-anniversary commentary on the original Clerks movie, and it reminded him of how much he loved the characters and why he got into movies in the first place. Secondly, he promised Jason Mewes that if he stayed off drugs, he could act as the Jay character one more time. Making this movie was Kevin keeping that promise.

I’m happy I saw this movie; it whisked me back to the good ol’ days when I sat in dark basements watching a bootleg copy of Clerks and snickering at all the sexual jokes. It was a nice stroll through memory lane. I’m glad I saw this movie - I just wish I rented it instead of spending that money on the big screen. As I said in the car ride on the way home - ‘This isn’t the greatest movie in the world; it’s just a tribute.’

Highlight of the movie: When a mom escorted her 12-year-old-ish boy out of the theatre about 25 minutes in.

After the fact, I found some interesting websites about the movie. First up is sort of a running commentary on the making of the film including some troubles they had and people they laughed at in screenings. I found this commentary a whole lot more interesting than the movie itself!

Then there is Kevin Smith’s personal blog where he just rants about things weekly. Shooting down his critics and generally being funny. I suggest it.

Then there is a 10-episode behind-the-scenes making-of video blog! It sound exciting, but to tell the truth I’m so busy reading his blog that I haven’t actually watched it yet.

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  1. on August 8th, 2006 at 8:31 am #

    weasel said,

    I think I can see the difference between Pagz and myself. Pagz was interested in character development, wheras I had no interest in the characters and only what they were saying. :)

  2. on August 8th, 2006 at 11:02 am #

    Maristar said,

    Well, I was GOING to post a late response, but for some reason I’m being denied access to submitting articles now, so I’ll just say my (brief) responses here).

    I wasn’t a fan of Clerks 2. Too much sappiness. There were some funny bits, but overall it was just felt unnecessary.

    I think one of our friends (who we watched the movie with) described it best: “it’s like a warm blanket”. Yes. Fuzzy, familiar, comforting. Nostalgia. The movie takes us all back to familiar characters in a familiar setting in a time in most of our lives, when life was simpler.

    But I guess I need more than that.

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