Yo sit right back and hear me rap
Muthaf****s in the back, wake from your nap
I’ma bout ta school ya for charity
and put forth the story of S-T-V

lets step back to two-oh-oh-five
da people were keepin STV alive
tallied with a solid ninety-seven
STV looked as gold as heaven

da man rises up and smacks it down
says it might interfere with his crown
simple majority is not good enough
we’ll make STV supermajority-tough

so down the scale went to fifty-seven
but still majority! we be in heaven
but da man steps in again with his bent
and demands an unfair sixty percent

now peeps be sayin since the vote don’t pass
perhaps STV be sittin in the back of the class
“maybe stv aint worth our time”
but if that’s true why do I rhyme?

so vote STV in the next election
and maybe then you’ll be able to get an erection